Well, this site is now seven days a week. Because…why not?
There is a specific thing this will usually be. But first I want to note all the creative ways people are keeping us entertained. We have late night hosts doing shows from home. Celebrities highlighting charities that need our help. Sports leagues rerunning classic games to lift our spirits. And then, Bob Dylan decided to chip in…
Bob Dylan released a 17-minute song about…the Kennedy Assassination. Because if there’s one thing you wanna hear during a deadly pandemic, it’s gravelly musings about Lee Harvey Oswald.
Bob Dylan released a 17-minute song about JFK. Or, left a rambling voice mail for Tina Fey.
I don’t want to say the song’s bad, but Stephen King wrote about a guy going back in time to try and stop it.
I don’t wanna say it’s unpleasant, but Baby Shark said, “How is this only halfway over??”
I don’t want to say it was rough, but they’re playing it outside to keep everyone indoors.
I don’t wanna say it’s jarring, but God said, “This is why I’m good with just three Wilburys.”
I don’t want to say it’s grating, but on next week’s Reply All, a guy asks for help FORGETTING it.
Bob Dylan released a 17-minute song about President Kennedy. So stay tuned for Sir Mix-A-Lot’s two-hour freestyle about the Challenger.
Bob Dylan has a new song about Kennedy being shot. It’s called, “I Hate a Parade.”
Bob Dylan sang for 17-minutes about JFK’s death. JFK was like, “NOW I have a headache.”
But really, I think this whole ordeal is best summed up by this:
“If YOU have a headline, send it to ‘Jay Leno’s Garage,’ 3000 West Alameda Avenue, Burbank, California, 91523. We’ll be right back with TERRY BRADSHAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!”
Play With Your Kids or Talk To Your Parents!
Jon