On this day in 1796, Napoleon married his first wife. Said the priest: “You may now stand on your tippy toes to kiss the bride.”
On this day in 1961, Russia used Sputnik 9 to launch a dummy into space. When asked what’s next, Russia said, “Getting one elected.”
On this day in 1960, Dr. Belding Hibbard Scribner implanted a shunt into a patient, allowing them to receive hemodialysis. Said Belding Hibbard Scribner, “This almost makes up for having three last names.”
On this day in 1959, Barbie made her debut. When she met Ken, she said, “Is it cold in here, orrr….”
On this day in 1979, women were allowed into the locker room to interview Major League Baseball players. Some men called it a violation of privacy – but not Ken!
Enjoy the present. And remember…The Garden’s Always Greener.