Today Day in History: March 8

On this day in 1993, Beavis and Butt-Head premiered on MTV. The show brought fame to Beavis and Butt-Head – and shame to their sister, Ivanka.

On this day in 1950, the VW Bus went into production. Volkswagon called it perfect for families – or stoners solving crimes with their dog.

On this day in 1971, Joe Frazier defeated Muhammed Ali in a bout dubbed “The Fight of the Century.” Not to be confused with the next “Fight of the Century,” which ocurred in the bridal section of TJ Maxx.

On this day in 1959, anchorman Lester Holt was born. Or as he broke the news: “This just out.”

On this day in 1981, there was a massive nuclear leak at a power plant in Japan, spilling 16 tons of waste into Wakasa Bay. To which Godzilla said, “I’m getting too old for this shit…”

Enjoy the present. And remember…The Garden’s Always Greener.