You won’t believe who tested positive for COVID this week…
I spent New Year’s watching the “Twilight Zone” marathon. Gotta say – weird to realize the monster on the wing would actually be the safest passenger on an airplane right now.
New York City Mayor Eric Adams said he plans to lead the city’s comeback from COVID with “swagger.” Which got worse when the CDC said, “Worth a try!”
Mayor Adams plans to bring the city back with “swagger.” When asked how he plans to deal with crime, he said, “With charisma.”
Lin-Manuel Miranda marked the one-year anniversary of the January 6th Insurrection with a musical performance from the cast of “Hamilton.” After which, Republicans and Democrats voted a unanimous “Why?”
New York’s Attorney General subpoened Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr. in a probe of the Trump Organization, setting a legal precedent that no one wants to talk to Eric.
Over the weekend, weatherman described conditions in the Hamptons as completely white. And they got some snow!
The Pope criticized couples who choose not to have children. It got weirder when he invited friends to gather outside the Vatican and await a plume of blue or pink smoke.
The Pope criticized couples who choose to have pets instead of children. After that, he got back to talking about his childless Savior who was born in a barn.
Yep, Pope Francis said people should have more kids. Then he called Tristan Thompson and said, "You're excused."
Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian, and is having a third child with a third woman. Marking the one time an NBA player doesn’t want a “triple-double.”
Speaking of Khloe, O.J. Simpson criticized Antoinio Brown’s onfield outburst, and called it “inexcusable” that he threw his uniform into the crowd. Good point – what kind of idiot loses his football jersey?
Last night, the Golden Globes took place without any guests, any audience, any TV cameras, and it was just a ploy to try and capture Roman Polanski.
Andrew Garfield says he went to "Spider-Man" screenings incognito to witness fan reactions. When asked how he dressed, he said, “As Spider-Man.”
And lastly, a jury found Elizabeth Holmes guilty of fraud. But I thought they could’ve found a better way of sharing the verdict than saying, “Yo Holmes, smell ya later.”
Stay positive. ❤️
