SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!
On New Year’s Eve, it’s Time to Make the JokeNuts in NH!!
So excited to be teaming up with my lifelong pal Mike Oliveira at Comfort Baking Company to do a show (or two?) on December 31, 2021! Donuts AND adult beverages will be available! Get more info HERE. Tickets available at the shop (and perhaps online soon). And in keeping with the theme, here’s a dozen jokes…
One of the top films at the box office this weekend was “Ghostbusters.” While at CNN, the number one story continues to be “Hostbusters.”
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN over sexual assault allegations and the role he played in his brother’s sexual assault case. Cuomo took full responsibility – then dyed his hair blonde and became the new anchor on “Fox & Friends.”
Former UN Ambassador Nikki Haley had what she described as a “positive” meeting with former President Trump. She will now self-isolate for ten days.
Some more Covid news! A New Harvard study declared a winner between Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. Turns out it’s the one with the richest dad.
Kentucky Congressman Thomas Massie is facing criticism after tweeting this photo:
Talk about classless. A social media post instead of mailing out cards??
The tree actually went on Facebook and untagged itself.
Then the Romneys released an even edgier photo where everyone’s holding a caffeinated beverage.
Henry Winkler is auctioning off “Happy Days” memorabilia to raise money for charity. He’s selling Fonzie’s leather jacket, his ironic silver motorcycle, and Potsie.
A plumber found hundreds of thousands of dollars hidden behind Joel Osteen's toilet. Or, almost enough to pay a plumber to fix a toilet.
An army bomb squad rushed into an English hospital after a man was admitted with a World War II munition shell stuck in his rectum. They were like, “What are you trying to do?? Shart another war??”
Yep, a guy entered the hospital after he “fell” and a World War II munition shell became lodged in his rectum. Even the lady who “walked into” a neck massager said, “Yeah right.”
That’s right, the bomb squad had to rush the hospital because an Englishman had munition shell stuck in his rectum. Said officials, “This time, Mr. Bean has gone too far.”
And lastly, I read that couples are putting Christmas trees in their bedrooms to help their love lives. Giving guys two chances to ask, “Is that a real one or a fake one?”
See ya New Year’s!