It’s been an interesting year…
Election Day at 2. I’m doing a Reddit #AMA about this and mental health, working for WWE, Tonight Show stuff (how I got the job, how the job ended, Hairgate), and probably veering off into a rant about Mike Love or too many guards on the Celtics.
Let’s have some fun before we have some fun. 🤞
President Trump got the endorsement of Bruins great Bobby Orr. But to be fair, Trump thinks “Bobby Orr” is the guy who invented the canoe. “Bobby Orr, meet Tim Apple. I’m Donald Crimefamily.”
At a rally tonight, Donald Trump criticized NBA players for “disrespecting” the flag. Then moments later, Trump denied meeting the flag.
The crowd at the rally chanted “LeBron James Sucks! LeBron James Sucks!” They also had a good chant going two hours after the rally: “Where’s our bus?? Where’s our bus??”
This weekend, Trump supporters in Georgia were stranded in the cold waiting for buses. Then when the buses did pick them up, they dropped them off at a field in Nebraska.
Many are saying Pennsylvania could be the state that decides the election. Which makes me nervous, since that’s where Trump’s other job is.
Eminem signed let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris use his song “Lose Yourself” in an ad. When he heard he’d been endorsed by Eminem, Biden said, “Oh man – the blue one??”
There’s a feeling the election could be decided by 10 p.m. tomorrow. Then Mike Pence said, “Better make that a double Diet Sprite, Mother.”
Yep, James Carville thinks Joe Biden will win by 10 p.m. Said Carville,
“Roger Rabbit may have outsmarted me, but not Donald Trump!”
Carville has to know who won by 10, because he has a crypt to keep at 11.
Fact-checkers debunked a photo that supposedly showed Joe Biden on a plane without a face covering. They said, “That photo’s not from this year, it’s actually from the 30s, and also that’s Amelia Earhart.”
The election has 77% of Americans fearing violence. But right now, 99% of us fear hugs.
As a way to say goodbye, Cubs pitcher Jon Lester has purchased nearly 30,000 worth of beers for Chicago residents. Which will explain things when Obama wakes up next Tuesday and says, “…Shit!”
Lester estimates he’s purchased nearly 4,000 beers. All for one guy…
And lastly, A Russian oligarch known as “The Sausage King” was killed in a sauna. I’m not sure what caused it, but it might’ve been saying, “Here comes the Sausage King!” while entering a sauna.
From sausage to A.S.S. Just over a week to go everybody! And our second official episode is out and posted below! Please help us out by giving what you can – but if I were you, I’d go for one of the live games that also gets you the physical party game so you’ve got a fun way to hang with friends this winter, and the real deal when you get back together at the end of all this.
Keep Yourselves Up, Get some A.S.S., See You On Reddit! #AMA
Jon