Just over a dozen days left to support Anti-Social Skills. It’s always hard to say who’s gonna win the game, but I think we found the loser!
I was also supposed to be on Tucker Carlson to promote it, but I “lost” the invite.
Tucker Carlson said a “cache” of documents that would damage Joe Biden went missing. Man – between Carlson and Giuliani, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for Tuckers.
But today, Carlson announced he had tracked down the “damaging” Biden documents: a bunch of Mad Libs that only use the word “fart.”
Casinos have made record amounts off people betting on the election, and many have Trump as the longshot. Trump couldn’t believe it – he said, “Casinos can make money??”
81 million people already voted, and some people are actually hiring “line-sitters.” Which is also what Donald Trump Jr. calls the guys who guard his medicine cabinet.
People are upset after Lil Wayne met with the president. It got off to a rough start when Lil Wayne arrived and Trump said, “Where’s Lil Garth?”
Lil Wayne praised the president’s work on criminal reform. You know Trump’s criminal reform plan – “Don’t Beat ‘Em In Case You Have to Join ‘Em.”
Actually, Trump’s initiative is known as his “Platinum Plan.” And how can you not believe in something that sounds like a tier in the Columbia House record club. #Topical
It came out that the White House plans to end protections for gray wolves. Then someone said, “You misheard, Mr. Vice-President – I said GRAY wolves.”
Today, NBC’s Chuck Todd asked if Joe Biden is taking the coronavirus too seriously. Which is probably why things were so testy during NBC’s town hall with the coronavirus.
Ac/Dc revealed they once tried to capture the Loch Ness Monster using a box of fireworks. When asked why it didn’t work, they said, “Well for starters: turns out we were at a Hardee’s in Milwaukee…”
For her birthday, Kanye gave Kim Kardashian a hologram of her father. Yep, an infamous lawyer who looks almost lifelike – or as Trump put it, “Rudy??”
And lastly, six people were indicted for stealing more than six million dollars in designer goods at NYC’s JFK Airport. If convicted, they could face 30 years to life at LaGuardia.
But I’ll tell YOU what’s a steal! Anti-Social Skills! The board game written by comics that’s done great on Kickstarter despite a crazy glitch on its first day and now we’re scrambling like hell to make up for it! Only a dozen days remain for you to back us, buy the game, or purchase a live round to play over Zoom with friends, family or drifters.
And sincerely, my deepest thanks to Max Sullivan, Patrick Cronin and everyone at Seacoast Newspapers for taking a walk with me in the rain at the beach. And thank you all for your kind messages. But don’t message me – Keep Yourselves Up and GO KILL SOME A.S.S.!
