On this day in 1971, the U.S. table tennis team visited China to improve relations between the countries. Whereas now, a 230% tariff would be imposed on paddles.
On this day in 1925, The Great Gatsby was published to disappointing sales. Which explains its temporary name – The Good Gatsby.
On this day in 1849, the safety pin was patented – leading to a drastic rise in people going “Yow!” and licking their thumbs.
On this day in 1865, General Lee addressed his troops for the final time after surrendering. “Sure, we’re losers, racists, rednecks, inbreds, idiots, and morons,” he said, “but…wait, what was my point again?”
On this day in 1912, The Titanic set sail from England. While its bartender said, “You think we packed enough ice?”
Enjoy the present. And remember…The Garden’s Always Greener.