On this day in 44 B.C., Julius Caesar was assassinated. His last words: "Please...name an orange drink and a salad after me."
On this day in 1955, Twisted Sister singer Dee Snider was born. You can buy him a gift, but…he's not gonna take it.
On this day in 1820, Maine was admitted as the 23rd state. Its official state flag: a lobster wearing flannel and drinking a Moxie.
On this day in 1869, the Cincinnati Red Stockings became the first professional baseball team, going on to win a game 103-8. That score again: 103-8. Said the other team, "At this point, maybe we should send in a belly-itcher."
On this day in 1972, The Godfather held its premiere. Humans enjoyed the film, while horses walked out.
Enjoy the present. And remember…The Garden’s Always Greener.