On this day in 1942, the U.S. Army launched its K-9 Corps. Meanwhile, cats continued to provide intelligence to the Germans.
On this day in 2013, Pope Francis was elected. They used white smoke to declare a pope had been chosen, and blue smoke to announce he was a boy.
On this day in 1639, Harvard College was named after clergyman John Harvard. "I hope one day, I'll achieve the same honor," said his friend, Jeff University-of-Phoenix-Online.
On this day in 1930, the discovery of Pluto was announced. Astronomers had many questions about Pluto; namely, why is he owned by Goofy? (And will both be drafted by the Army?)
On this day in 1781, William Herschel discovered Uranus. As everyone knows, the planet was named after the Greek God of your butt.
Enjoy the present. And remember…The Garden’s Always Greener.