On this day in 1948, Billy Joel was born. It was annoying though – his grandpa got his nose and wouldn’t give it back-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
On this day in 1960, the FDA approved the birth control pill. At least, I’m 99% sure they did.
On this day in 1958, on an episode of the western Trackdown, a con artist named Trump claimed he alone could save the town from a meteor storm by building a giant wall. He even went a step further and vowed that the meteors would pay for it.
On this day in 1974, the House voted to initiate impeachment hearings against President Nixon. And if you’re wondering how effective presidential impeachments turned out to be – let’s just say they’re no pill.
On this day in 1914, Woodrow Wilson made Mother’s Day an official holiday. Just gonna let this sit while you frantically call 1-800-FLOWERS.
Enjoy the present. And remember…The Garden’s Always Greener.